oh my. I wanna hang out with you on the beach and play football :(

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erotica-noir:

jomethazine:

“You gotta serve this Royalty.”

erotica-noir:

jomethazine:

“You gotta serve this Royalty.”

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Be aware of the quiet ones, they hear more and know more about you than you think because you keep running your mouth!

This is unreal!

So I was listening to Before I Leave - Jah Cure…

..and this song instantly reminded me of someone. I can’t believe I only have one year left to be in his presence.. and in his arms.. and in his bed.. lol jk. Not really kidding though. Anyway, all jokes aside, that sucks. I have got to make it worthwhile! Can’t wait til we get back so we can pick up where we left off. (:

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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yourfatherisahamster:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND

yourfatherisahamster:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND

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mylovekhloe:

lol I see this commercial every. freaking. day. and I can’t help but think that it’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. It’s a hair blender. Like….my hair would look a damn mess if I used this

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The awkward moment when you’re staring at someone cute and they look right back at you.

thillythenny:

Reminder to self- Halloween.

omg wait all of these are such winners

  • Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
  • Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
  • Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
  • Parents : No one communicates with their children
  • Parents : It's all about communication
  • Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
  • Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
  • Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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lonelywhiteasian:

why reach for the stars when you can reach for my dick

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thedarkestmind:

holdonmylove:

mindofgemini:

thisnoiseismusic:

Hi, there. I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”. If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me? What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night?I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual. The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?
My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly. So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker? It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise. The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim. Stop. Victim. Blaming.

Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.

THIS.

you deserve a medal because THIS IS PERFECT ok

thedarkestmind:

holdonmylove:

mindofgemini:

thisnoiseismusic:

Hi, there.
I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”.
If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me?
What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night?
I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual.

The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?

My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly.

So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker?

It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise.
The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim.

Stop. Victim. Blaming.

Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.

THIS.

you deserve a medal because THIS IS PERFECT ok

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